# A meow massages the heart. - Stuart McMillan
# Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal groom ...
Cat eyes
I'm watching you! - it's a beautiful wallpaper to chose. # Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd. # If there are ten cats on a boat ...
# What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple! # Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store. # What does a cat like to eat on ...
Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
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