# "Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it ...
Cats fighting
# Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury. # What do you use to comb a cat? A cataco ...
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops t ...
