"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols