CATholic - a religious cat - CAT-holic
Kitty's Favorite Christmas Carols
- Up on the Mousetop
- Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
- Joy to th ...
Funny Cats Pictures
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
CATerwaul - a cat with a very loud cry - CAT-erwaul
CATacomb - a cat that burrows underground - CAT-acomb
What looks like half a cat?
The other half!
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
Cats're moody.
Cats leave hair everywhere.
Cats drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Kittens're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.
-Cats do what they want.
-They rarely listen to you.
-They're totally unpredictable.
Please don't make me... I don't want to go... please..
'I think that I shall never see
A dog as he's supposed to be;
A dog who since he was a pup
Has learned when he should just shut up.'
'I'm tired of ...
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow"
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
- Cats whine when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- Cats expec ...
'Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this.'
Invisible Ring of Fire for Cats. Do you want one for your cat ?
CATaclysm - a cat prone towards violence - CAT-aclysm
CAThode - an electrically charged cat - CAT-hode
CATegory - cat run over by steamroller - CAT-egory
CAThedral - a church cat - CAT-hedral
CATaract - a cat with bad eyes - CAT-aract
