cat jokes

Kitten fight
# Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury. # What do you use to comb a cat? A cataco ...
Fluffy funny tongue
# What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator. # What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss. # If light ...
Cute white cat
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
3 cats and 1 dog
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
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Cat trapped
A man runs into the vet clinic with his dog. The doctor says "What seems to be the problem?" The man, frantic, says, "Well, he just isn't acting ri ...
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