# Of all animals, the cat alone attains to the comtemplative life. He regards the wheel of existence from without, like the Buddha. - Andrew Lang ...
Kitty personality
# Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possib ...
# How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.
# What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
# What has more lives t ...
How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
Why did a person with an unspayed female c ...
A woman telephoned a veterinarian and asked him to come examine her cat. "I don't know what's wrong with her," the woman told him. "She looks as if ...
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. Again, there is the Lord there to great them with the same off ...
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if t ...
